If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying
why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you
when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
Fiction is more than a story.
something all of tumblr should see.
“I bought you books” — Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via bookwormbabe89)
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”
bless kim possible
and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”
i will always find a way out
Your really breasts
I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.
CAN YOU LITERALLY BELIEVE HOW FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE