avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

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evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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selhorys:

when someone associates you with a character you really really love it’s like the best feeling in the world everyone go home

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letlivevan:

kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad

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beatrispriorities:

Fiction is more than a story.

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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“I bought you books” — Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via bookwormbabe89)

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

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phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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winchesters-sassbutt:

dea-goes-a-tumbln:

I guess this just goes to show that we ALL see flaws in ourselves, regardless of what other people might see. I mean, I don’t LIKE that they think/say these things about themselves, but it puts things in perspective a bit.

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graceebooks:

CAN YOU LITERALLY BELIEVE HOW FUCKING STUPID THEY ARE

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gallifreyancameos:

the-blog-of-a-nerdy-fangirl:

They are perfect for each other

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead ok.

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