kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

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Posted 4 days ago (originally owls-only) + 275,467 notes

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

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morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

(via jawnlock-shipper)

bluecartography:

we all have this one character death that we will never be over and fine with

(Source: frecklesshake, via tennants-hair)

shikawaru:

this is already every tumblr user ever

(Source: ymbrine, via jawnlock-shipper)

Posted 4 days ago (originally ymbrine) + 2,227 notes

korranation:

BOOK 4 OFFICIAL TRAILER!!!

It’s here! The epic, amazing, and tearbending trailer for the final Legend of Korra season has arrived. Check it out and reblog with your best reaction gif.

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Posted 4 days ago (originally korranation) + 20,719 notes

akilivumbi:

people stare at me like they never seen a walking goddess

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Posted 4 days ago (originally akilivumbi) + 19,745 notes

kingsleyyy:

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.

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Posted 4 days ago (originally kingsleyyy) + 25,652 notes

jas720:

docwarner:

crixus-ships:

No matter how long the slinky is, the bottom of the slinky will stay still (hover) until the top reaches it. Even if the slinky is over 1000 feet long.

WHAT?!

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The shit

(Source: theirishhooligan, via onceuponafeel)

lumos5000:

dangerhamster:

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS SCENE

OK, so this scene wasn’t originally scripted. RTD added it into the script based on Bernard Cribbins’ experience of the war.

Bernard Cribbins fought in World War Two

Bernard Cribbins never killed a man

And Bernard Cribbins is incredibly proud of that. 

AND IN THAT MOMENT I LOVED WILFRED MOTT’S CHARACTER EVEN MORE!!

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#dw

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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reneeparrillaa:

thefrillyqueer:

hayhtam:

things to consider:

  • lady assassins 
  • lady assassins WITH GIRLFRIENDS 

But also:

  • lady assassins with girlfriends who are ALSO lady assassins

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notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

(via consultingcriminal-inthetardis)

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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Posted 5 days ago (originally gnny) + 277,199 notes